Perfect impression nails how New Jersey moms will act if weed is legal in the state

Legal weed is on the ballot in New Jersey on Tuesday, which means a powerful force with soon have to reckon with the fallout of recreational marijuana. That powerful force, of course, is Jersey moms. 

Mashable's own Vicky Leta created a pitch perfect impression of a certain New Jersey mom — likely Italian-American, needling, a little neurotic, gossipy, loving to a fault, ultimately kind of fun — reacting to and reckoning with weed's legalization. Here, just watch: 

I count every line of this monologue as perfect, but here are three of my favorites because I can:

• "Who ya doing it with? Oooh, Tommy Cacciatore....Hmm, no surprise there."

• "You lift the box by the foyer, you put your shit in there when's it done — every ash, every paper, all the crap — then you bring it down by the boiler in the basement, then you hide it." 

• "Please don't tell your grandma. I still need her ziti recipe."  Read more...

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